Property Laws of a Toddler

My MFHD professor shared a little poem with the class today that reminded me of my niece and nephews.

The Property Laws of a Toddler

If I like it, it's mine
If I want it, it's mine
If it's in my hand, it's mine
If I can take it away from you, it's mine
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way
If I am doing or building something, all the pieces are mine
If it looks just like mine, it's mine
If I saw it first, it's mine
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine
If it's broken, it's yours.